Russian selfie massacre

Apparently the Russian government is trying
to educate the masses on how to not die while taking selfies.

People are shooting themselves in the head, the head!
Getting run over by trains and falling from buildings.

Someone just fell from a 9 story building.

But then I saw the video for Russia's national anthem and now I understand






Not to be outdone, New York outlawed taking selfies with tigers.

Don't forget all those people in Japan dying while taking selfies with
an erupting volcano.  Yes, a volcano! Like 60 people died and apparently
10-12 were from selfie related nonsense.

"Oh look! That mountain is exploding! Let me turn around and snap a few
selfies before I take my safety serious"


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